Al Fresco Wines is selling wine packaged in plastic containers shaped like regular wine glasses and perfect for wine drinkers on the go. For $7 per pair of glasses, you can choose from Shiraz, Chardonnay, or California rosé Plastic glasses crack, nothing worse than a pint of beer slowing pouring out of a hairline crack and down your arm. Oh and one has to ask the chattering classes who think this sort of thing up if they would be happy drinking their wine . UK wine drinkers will be able to avoid the labor of uncorking a bottle and even pouring the wine when Al Fresco Wines introduces pre-filled plastic wine glasses this summer (A Glass of Plonk for the Lazy). The glasses will be sealed . After a lengthy discussion with my jovial, gentleman pourer, we agreed it was probably grossly unfair to either wine to attempt making a true assessment out of the mini plastic (what else?), disposable wine glasses used at these events A growing number of police forces are pressing for a blanket ban on pubs and clubs serving drinks in wine, spirit or beer glasses, in the hope of reducing injuries caused by people using them as weapons. A ban on the use of glasses . “In a glass pitcher, wad up roughly a square foot of Saran Wrap or other polyethylene plastic wrap. Pour the tainted wine over the plastic wrap in the pitcher. Expose all of the wine to the plastic wrap by gently swirling the wine in . Al Fresco has invested around £500000 developing plastic wine glasses for picnic and festival lovers, according to trade magazine The Grocer. While the introduction of screw-top bottles has gone some way to solving the problem of how to . Rip fake plastic skin off fake plastic apple in fake plastic fruit bowl, scream to the sky. Kick hole in metallic garbage bin, get foot stuck, swing until gravity pulls screaming bin of death towards wine glass cabinet — breaking 40% . This is a small carry bag designed for enjoying wine on the go. One half is insulated and includes a freezer pack for carrying your favorite wine, chilled if you prefer. The other half carries two plastic wine glasses, . 220 cartons of books, CDs, rocks, shells, wine glasses and plastic dinos later, answers may be revealed. For now, we simply say, “Ahhhhhhh.” Just like Mo and Smudge, seen here chillin’ in Motel Number Four of a four-part series. Art de la table